I took the bus to Lower Queen Anne for dinner at Plaza Garibaldi and the 20th anniversary of The Stranger’s “Hump” armature porn film festival on Valentine’s Day, February 14th. I got to On The Boards an hour early and, with NO HELP from security, couldn’t figure out why there wasn’t a line. Eventually I realized I was early, so I stopped by Sal Y Límon for another drink. I met a couple from Alaska who came down for the film festival and we sat together at the show. They bought me a whiskey before the show started and then returned to their hotel. I got one more tequila before taking the bus back to Capitol Hill